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Glossary of sometimes-difficult-to-understand terms related to holding a safer-space.

Ableism
Ableism is the term created to supposedly shame those who assert the belief that disabled people are less capable than normal people. Despite this being demonstrably true, the creators of ableism would much rather sweep these logical differences under the carpet, and usher in a new era of professional footballers with no feet, and CEOs of Fortune 500 companies who can't even count to potato. Ableism is an "-ism", much like racism or sexism, but refers to the differently abled instead of the differently skinned and the differently gendered. One who practices ableism, meaning they are offensive to the disabled, is an ableist.
Cuck
Cuckoldry is the act of a completely sad cunt of a man, playing masochist to his evil cunt wife. Typically, said woman will enlist the aid of a better looking, better endowed man to fuck in front of her pathetic and useless partner. These embarrassments to the male sex will never have sex again, hell, experience any sexual gratification full stop - excluding being made to wank off in front of his wife and her fuckbuddy. In a lot of cases niggers are enlisted to be the fuckbuddy, due to the assumption that they are hung like a horse.
Millennials
Millenials (also known as Generation Y), are the demographic cohort following Generation X. Millennials were born in the 1980s and 1990s. They are mostly known as the generation responsible for Columbine, Virginia Tech, Britney Spears, Kesha, Lady GaGa, Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, and making most of the old memes of the 2000s. They are infamous for being entitled, narcissistic, materialistic, sexually deviant, cynical, hedonistic, and being severely addicted to technology. Along with most being in their 20s and 30s, many still make minimum wage and are often rarely reproducing (save for the shitskin races like Niggers and Spics), although we have Baby Boomer economics to blame for this. They came of age around the time Jews Did WTC, Eric and Dylan pulling off the most epic high school prank of all time, and the atrocious presidencies of Bill Clinton, W, and Barack Obama.
Butch
A lesbian (also known as fagette) is a woman who seeks male attention by feigning interest in other women via the worship of pussy. If this tactic fails for a few decades they regress into the dreaded butch lesbian, who express their self-hatred as disdain for the male sex. It is understandable that some women would prefer a hawt woman rather than a fat retard like you, but in reality most of them are just ugly attention whores. Most lesbians are not hawt 20 year olds as porno flicks would have you think, but fat ugly 50 somethings with deflated tits. Lesbians are fat/ugly and ugly/fat women really want attention so lesbians are women seeking male attention. Do you get it now?
Cis
A word that describes 99.9% of the human population, CIS Gender (Or Cishet/CIS+Hetero if you're a pretentious cunt) refers to people who function and behave in correspondence to their gender, engaging in activities suited to their gender, like raep and domination for men, and making sandwiches while reading 50 Shades of Grey for wimmins. CIS Gender people prove that yes, they do have a functional penis and/or vajayjay, and that they do things that actually justify you having those parts (Unless you're a hermaphrodite, then in that case, you can troll away at both sides with impunity).
Poor
Individual poor allegedly have very little money, not even enough to afford an AOL account. Thus there are no poor on the internets, because although they have the same amount of disposable income as the internet poor, they wisely prefer to spend it on the mildly addictive necessities of life - such as alcohol and crack - rather than cripplingly addictive pastimes such as MMORPGs. Many of the poor act like a twisted evil twin of a camwhore, except instead of hiding their ugly on the internets with internet disease so sad bastards will send them money to see their boobs, the poor try to look as ugly as possible IRL so people will give them money to go away now plzkthx. Poor people are sometimes referred to as "povs", short for impoverished.
Ræp, (also known as Love, surprise sex, free dick or simply Rape), is an extreme sport and a crime-of-a-sort described as "the act of pwning with a penis." It is quite probably the lulziest act known to man, aside from flying two 767s filled with fat Americans into two phallic towers also filled with fat Americans. Rape is always the fault of the so-called "victim," nevar the rapist's. The only real victims in Rape are the so-called rapists; since nowadays, most women are allowed to dress and behave like whores and since men are biologically programmed to fuck, by comparison the man resisting a lifetime of not raping and resorting to fapping to gay dog porn is far worse than a woman getting free sex. Women love dick. People who love money love free money, so how could women who love dick not love free dick? Women also love hot loads, ask your mom.
Cultural appropriation
Cultural appropriation is largely used at present as a form of virtue signaling within the Oppression Olympics. It's a way of tearing down others, controlling actions and forcibly segregating people based on nonsensical, arbitrary, ever-changing rule sets. A triangular pattern of behavior that seeks to label one side a "victim", one side an "attacker" and the final side the "savior" sublimed with sanctimonious superiority.
Gender
There are only two genders. Male and female. Get over it.
Homophobia
Homophobia (also known as Heterosexuality) refers to the belief that homosexuals are inferior to heterosexuals and that such belief is awwright. Homophobia is a word invented by sexual deviants to describe men who refuse to take it up the ass. Homophobes are quite low down the list of internet coolness (just below the xX_Sparkle_Blood_RazoRainbows_Xx and furries). But that's just because everybody on the internet is gay. Homophobes were, of course, invented by Faggots as a malignant term because of the amount of butthurt they get from society, but not as much as from each other. Being a homophobe is completely and utterly unjustified because, of course, Evolution, God, Allah, Spongebob, and Chris Crocker put uteruses inside each and every man's asscrack, thereby making homosexuality completely natural and ok.
Misogyny
Misogyny refers to the hatred of women, a belief that is widespread throughout the world today. Well established for centuries in the further advanced Middle East, its popularity is on the rise in the West with misogyny being hailed as the new Pilates.
Retard
A retard is a term of endearment for the genetically inferior, stupid and ugly sub-human species put on this earth from God solely for the entertainment of normal people, due to their handicap of being incredibly funny. A retard is anyone with an IQ of 110 or lower, which points to the obvious conclusion that approximately 99.8% of Americans are, in truth, retards. Just barely below niggers, Jews and homosexuals on the human evolutionary scale, it is commonly believed that retards are created by fucktarded, mouth breather sperm.
Patriarchy
The Patriarchy is a sinister cabal composed of only the whitest and most geriatric men. More influential than The Man and more devious than the Furluminati, their ultimate goal is to brutally oppress every woman on Earth by not surrendering to their ever fleeting whims.
Pronouns
Essentially, a personal pronoun is a basic as shit grammatical rule that substitutes for a noun, a concept that has recently succumbed to the abuse of Tumblrtards and autists who seek to maintain their special snowflake status.
Queer
Homosexuality or Homophilia, is a progressive mental illness commonly seen among furries, in which the sufferer is overcome by sexual feelings for others of the same sex. This neurological disorder is most commonly caused when the afflicted subject has such deep resentment for a dominating parent of the opposite sex that all members of that sex become repulsive by association. Often as the sufferer comes of age, the level of faggotry begins to slope up in the form of a quadratic function {f(faggot)=ax2+bx+c}, rather than the typical linear model predicted by researchers and other faggots of the like.
Racism
Unlike bigots, Racists know that each of humanity's different subspecies possess unique traits and skill sets, just like in Dungeons and Dragons. Most of the time, the word "racist" is actually misapplied, and is used in situations where treatment or attitude toward one person is found to be less favorable than toward another. For example, the statement "That's racist towards women" is in fact is "Sexism", not racism, because women are not a unique race. (However, they are dumber than men and would be better off in the kitchen making a sandwich.) The statement "That's racist towards gays" is also a misapplication of the term racism, as homosexuality is not a race, but rather a type of alien.
Rape
Ræp, (also known as Love, surprise sex, free dick or simply Rape), is an extreme sport and a crime-of-a-sort described as "the act of pwning with a penis." It is quite probably the lulziest act known to man, aside from flying two 767s filled with fat Americans into two phallic towers also filled with fat Americans. Rape is always the fault of the so-called "victim," nevar the rapist's. The only real victims in Rape are the so-called rapists; since nowadays, most women are allowed to dress and behave like whores and since men are biologically programmed to fuck, by comparison the man resisting a lifetime of not raping and resorting to fapping to gay dog porn is far worse than a woman getting free sex. Women love dick. People who love money love free money, so how could women who love dick not love free dick? Women also love hot loads, ask your mom.
Sex
Sex is a bodily function with the purpose of perpetuating the survival of the species (or discontinuing, if you're a homosexual). In its superficial form, sex is an act of pleasure and love and can occur in a variety of modus operandi including IRL intercourse, Internets sex, and phone sex (from fapping to "dirty talk" with a loved one to inserting an iPhone set to "vibrate" into the anus or vagina and calling it repeatedly on redial). Things such as chemistry, beer, chloroform and sex toys can be used to enhance the sexual experience for the parties involved.
Sex worker
A Whore (also known as a Slut, or in modern slang, thot) is a woman who spends more time with a dick inside her than making sammiches. While they usually demand payment for their services (usually money, drugs, items from their wishlist, or attention), it's wise to remember the words of a much wiser man in that you are not paying them for sex but rather for them to leave when you are through because whores love the cock for itself and like any woman, they think you want to set up a house with them and listen as they go on endlessly about their hair or take them and their 6 kids in because you paid them a little bit of attention. Further more, thanks to the bullshit of feminists, every other girl drinks semen for breakfast, an ironic feat given that they all say that they'd only fuck porn-stars, the richest 10%, Alexander Skarsgard, and each other.
Sexism
Sexism is the infamous twin of Racism. Unlike Racism, where you lynch a black person just for being a black person, sexism is where you talk shit about someone because they have boobs. Women usually scream this word out of butthurt whenever they don't get assigned a man's job. Women can also be sexist, but only some men freak out on very rare situations because everyone knows that a man is always a better choice over a woman.
Sizeism
Fat Acceptance is a movement where Big Blubberful Whales are trying to "redefine the standard of beauty" to include themselves. PROTIP: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you have to write blog articles trying to argue people into finding you attractive, you are not beautiful.
Lazy behavior
TODO
Trans*
A transgender "person" or tranny is a man who believes he has the right to be a woman, or less commonly, a woman who believes she has the right to be a man. Degenerates have also encouraged that insanity among children by letting them play dress up. They are a type of otherkin who, rather than believing themselves to be dragons or some other beastly organism, believe themselves to have been born with a brain whose gender differs from that the gender clearly defined by the chromosomes, hormones and genitals they possess. What this all boils down to when you subtract the complicated science is that transexuality is caused when a regular homosexual has such severe homophobia that they literally aren't man enough to admit they're craving a deep dicking without making up an excuse, like being "sort of" a woman.
Transphobia
Transphobia refers to the reasonable fear of the abominations that are trannies in any shape or form. People who suffer from this hate gender-confused mental cases, and would kill them if they could, like any good american.
White supremacy
Once upon a time, it was believed that the various types of human occupy different stages on the evolutionary tree. At the top of the tree were the wise and powerful European races, who invented civilisation, democracy, freedom, science, art, literature, philosophy, and a whole bunch of other good things that have transformed the world. Below the white European races were the usual suspects, gooks, chinks, Japs, the French etc. Just below them were Jews, who invented money, whining and drip-dry tampons. Right at the very bottom were niggers.